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madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

  
24Jul14reblog

IT IS HOT AS /BALLS/

For someone like me, who is used to not much more than 15 degrees and down to -10 through the year, 28 is like torture. 22 at night is also like sleeping on a lava bath and I hate it.

 
24Jul14reblog

We took Varric to the vet today and it turns out he has an anaerobic infection in his mouth and tummy so it’s been too sore for him to eat no matter how much he wanted to. That explains everything. We have to give him a tablet once a day for 6 days, and try to feed him on the 7th day. Yay!

 
23Jul14reblog

harinef:

on the dick like

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PFFFT  
  
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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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23Jul14reblog
spicyshimmy:

urdnotkassa:

shimmy and i are excitedly poking at more of a dragon age/skyrim crossover so
here’s a wip of dragonborn nord hawke and his feisty college mage husband ffhfldknb;dlkfj

the bards in the bards college sing of sparklefingers and the dragonborn; it’s a popular ballad in all the warmest taprooms and inns. 
when hawke gives anders the amulet of mara, anders says, ‘you…do know what this is, don’t you? it’s not some sort of mistake? you didn’t find it in a pile of draugr remains and think of me? you didn’t slaughter a mudcrab and pull it out of the shell and say to yourself, why not, anders could do with a necklace to match his earrings, so i might as well give him this one?’ and then, because anders won’t be quiet otherwise, hawke really has to kiss him. 
it still doesn’t mean anders is going to carry all of hawke’s eidar cheese wheels. those cheese wheels are heavy, and the horse meat smells, and why does hawke have so many mammoth cheese bowls, and what are all these different swords doing in their bed with some sort of skull? ‘not a prediction of my future, i hope,’ anders says, and hawke sweeps them all off onto the floor for the housecarl to take care of later. (or not, because all she does is sit by the hearth and say things when he’s forgotten she’s even there.)

spicyshimmy:

urdnotkassa:

shimmy and i are excitedly poking at more of a dragon age/skyrim crossover so

here’s a wip of dragonborn nord hawke and his feisty college mage husband ffhfldknb;dlkfj

the bards in the bards college sing of sparklefingers and the dragonborn; it’s a popular ballad in all the warmest taprooms and inns. 

when hawke gives anders the amulet of mara, anders says, ‘you…do know what this is, don’t you? it’s not some sort of mistake? you didn’t find it in a pile of draugr remains and think of me? you didn’t slaughter a mudcrab and pull it out of the shell and say to yourself, why not, anders could do with a necklace to match his earrings, so i might as well give him this one?’ and then, because anders won’t be quiet otherwise, hawke really has to kiss him. 

it still doesn’t mean anders is going to carry all of hawke’s eidar cheese wheels. those cheese wheels are heavy, and the horse meat smells, and why does hawke have so many mammoth cheese bowls, and what are all these different swords doing in their bed with some sort of skull? ‘not a prediction of my future, i hope,’ anders says, and hawke sweeps them all off onto the floor for the housecarl to take care of later. (or not, because all she does is sit by the hearth and say things when he’s forgotten she’s even there.)

  
23Jul14reblog

Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

  
23Jul14reblog

The Witcher 3 concept art → Triss Merigold

  
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weirdunicorn:

Absinthe bottles, preparing a drink and Absinthe spoons

  
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