*plays bioshock ost in the shower* welcome to rapture
I am never going to get over Anders either, tbh. I’m thinking I’ll try to sick bees on any character who says mean things about him in Inquisition.
and then yell “I’LL SHOW YOU WHY BEES ARE FEARED”
I just found a nearly complete (!!!) first draft of that fic I’ve been promising to Carrie since the beginning of fUCKING TIME and reading over it is making me blush to the tips of my ears!
I must have written it while either drunk or in a sleepy fugue state because I don’t ever remember writing anything as dirty as this.
No, not even Competition is this depraved.
I’m sitting in the kitchen with 5 of our cats crowded all around and on me wanting claps, and more keep appearing omg I’m the motherfucking cat whisperer